Nanner Split said:
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
xhonzi said:
I was sitting in this diner when this man came up to me and said: Hey, man. Hey, buddy... I haven't had a- *hic* I haven't had a bite in a long time!
SO I BIT HIM!
...Fixed :D
How many [dumb people] does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer:
Five - One to hold the bulb, and four to turn the house.