Cookie Monster said:

Have a cookie and enjoy!

I smell a rat! Gentlemen, turn out your pockets, ladies- empty your purses. There is an impostor among us.

I ask you- those of you raised on the street- the "Sesame" Street. Can you please summarize for the court what Cookie Monster's relationship to cookies is?

Does he:

A. Offer them as rewards for good behaviour?
B. Suggest you eat your own cookies and enjoy them?
C. Devour every cookie in sight without regard to
I. The calories
II. Other people perhaps wanting a cookie
III. The safety of his fingers as they deliver cookie-ery goodness to his digestive system.
D. Post on Star Wars forums.