A retirement home just on the outskirts of town had a fun day once a month. Well, the administrator thought it would be nice for the old folks to see a magic show.
She called up a local magician named Freddie MacMagic.
He performed disappearing tricks and pulled rabbits out of hats, the usual.
Then for his grand finale he pulled out an old golden watch.
He held it up for the audience and said "This watch has been in my family for years and years. It is made of solid gold and it keeps perfect time."
He began to swing it from the left and to the right.
"You all are under my control. Bark like a dog." The audience barked
"Now, Pat your head and rub your belly." The audience did as told
He continued swinging the watch back and forth. Suddenly the chain snapped and the watch fell to the floor.
"Shit!!!!" screamed the magician.
It took months to clean up that place.