IT'S A GODAWFUL SMALL AFFAIR!!! TO THE GIRL WITH THE MOUSY HAIR!!! HER MUMMY IS YELLING "NO" AND HER DEDDY HAS TOLD HER TO GO!!! AND HER FRIEND IS NO WHERE TO BE SEEN!!! NOW SHE WALKS THROUGH HER SUNKEN DREAM!!! TO THE SEAT WITH THE CLEAREST VIEW AND SHE'S HOOKED TO THE SILVER SCREEN!!! BUT THE FILM IS A SADDENING BORE!!! FOR SHE'S LIVED IT TEN TIME OR MORE!!! SHE COULD SPIT IN THE EYES OF FOOLS, AS THEY AS HER TO FOCUS ON... ... ... SAILORS!!! FIGHTING IN THE DANCE HALL!!! OH MAN!!! LOOK AT THOSE CAVE MEN GO!!! IT'S THE FREAKIEST SHO-OH-OW!!! TAKE A LOOK AT THE LAW MEN!!! BEATING UP THE WRONG GUY!!! OH MAN! I WONDER IF HE'LL EVER KNOW! HE'S IN THE BEST SELLING SHOW?!! IS THERE LIFE ON MARS???

IT'S ON AMERICA'S TORTURED BROW!!! THAT MICKEY MOUSE HAS GROWN UP A COW...