1984 A New Hope Project (* unfinished project *) — Page 2

I'll make sense of it for $20!

Damn, I can't go that low.  You win.

Anything going on with this exciting project?

Yeah, I'm curious too.  Weren't there going to be some work samples?

You mean I donated to this guy TWICE?  Crap!!

Toffee Buddha! I thought it was a bit suspicious that I got an e-mail apparently from 20th Century Mark asking that I send my $20 to a Nigerian prince and have yet to make sense of the VHS thing.

Will I ever get an answer to this mystery?

What's this thing doing here again?

So...any updates?

I'm anxious to add this to my LOL thread, but I want to make sure this is dead first.

DEAR friend.

I AM PRINCESS LEIA ORGANA ONLY SURVIVOR OF THE ROYAL FAMILY OF 
ALDERAN.  I AM MOVED TO WRITE YOU THIS LETTER, IN CONFIDENCE 
CONSIDERING MY PRESENT CIRCUMSTANCE AND SITUATION.

I WAS FALSELY IMPRISONED UPON THE IMPERIAL BATTLE STATION "DEATHSTAR"
WHEN MY PLANET WAS HIDEOUSLY DESTROYED AND ENDED BY THE VERY BAD SITH
LORD VADER.  I ESCAPED ALONG WITH THE AID OF BRAVE REBELS AND 
WOOKIES, AND AM NOW I AM LYING LOW DUE TO THE SITUATION IN THE 4TH 
MOON OF YAVIN TILL WHEN THINGS GETS BETTER.

I HAVE CONTROL HERE OF THE SUM OF $25, MILLION IN IMPERIAL CREDITS
DEPOSITED WITH A SECURITY COMPANY FOR SAFEKEEPING ON TATOOINE. THE
FUNDS WERE SHIPPED BY A COURIER SERVICE AS DIPLOMATIC ITEMS OF HIGH
VALUES TO PREVENT THEM FROM KNOWING THE CONTENT. WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO
friend IS TO INDICATE YOUR INTEREST THAT YOU WILL ASSIST ME BY
RECEIVING THE MONEY ON OUR BEHALF FROM TATOOINE AND ASSIST IN INVESTING
THIS MONEY IN ANY LUCRATIVE BUSINESS LIKE MOISTURE FARMS AND STOCK IN
MULTI-PLANETARY COMPANIES AND OTHER SAFE LUCRATIVE INVESTMENT IN YOUR
SECTOR.

MAY I AT THIS POINT EMPHASIZE THE HIGH LEVEL OF CONFIDENTIALITY, WHICH
THIS BUSINESS DEMANDS, AND HOPE YOU WILL NOT BETRAY THE TRUST AND
CONFIDENCE WHICH I REPOSE IN YOU.

IN CONCLUSION, IN THE EVENT YOU ARE INTERESTED TO ASSIST ME I WILL LIKE
YOU TO CONTACT MY LAWYER WHO I HAVE STATIONED IN MOS EISLEY TO WITNESS
THE TRANSACTION TO IT'S CONCLUSION.

YOU CAN REACH HIM ON HIS DIRECT LINE VIA MAIL wattotoy@moseis.com, 
HIS NAME IS WATTO THE TOYDARIAN, I HAVE THE FULL TRUST IN HIM.

FINALLY, I HAVE SET ASIDE 15% OF THE TOTAL SUM OF THE FUNDS FOR YOUR
ASSISTANCE, AND 5% FOR ANY EXPENSES THAT SHALL BE INCURRED DURING THIS
TRANSACTION.

PLEASE BE FREE TO DISCUSS WITH MY LAWYER.  I SINCERELY WILL 
APPRECIATE YOUR ACKNOWLEDGMENT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

HELP US, friend, YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE.

BEST REGARDS,
PRINCESS L. ORGANA

P.S. PLEASE INCLUDE AN ADDITIONAL 20 BUCKS FOR MY 1984 A NEW HOPE PROJECT.

Today as for me where valuable my name is heaven blessing (originaltrilogy.com) today you saw with your profile, became intrested with you, therefore I am possible that you know more in order to know to give my image because of you, we want sending E-mail to some my E-mail address where I am in addition as for me the taste. Hered is my E-mail address, (heavenblessing@yahoo.com) I believe that we may move from here! I wait for your mail in the above-mentioned my E-mail address. Heaven blessing. Color is not the large quantity important, but (remember loving the problem of life whether interval)

heavenblessing@yahoo.com

P.S. New desired project include the wooden [bi] coming stand of addition 20 for my 1984

With the last two posts, this thread is officially awesome, regardless of outcome.  It will be added to the LOL list.

Hola soy la Wilfredo Arandela Estrella de cine de adulto de Puertorriqueña famosa.

Cuando usted está besando alguien, cerciórese de que no sea algún otro ' ¡s b/f o g/f! Usted no puede comer la pizza en cualquier momento antes de que usted haga. Si una persona es un maÌ?n kisser, usted no puede parar y váyase en anytime-it' s grosero. Una persona con los apoyos puede no besar otros persona que los tiene. W la gallina que se besa, se cerciora de que están donde sus manos they' re permitida (pueden vagar a veces, y alguna gente don' t tiene gusto de eso). NUNCA pregunte a alguien si they' con referencia a un buen kisser- usted o conseguirá una respuesta incorrecta, o la verdad le lastimará. Si usted contaba con más que besándose, don' t se queja usted conseguirá menos la próxima vez. Besar a más de una 1 persona en un día puede dar lugar a usted no siendo permitido besar uno de esa gente más. Don' beso de t alguien por primera vez mientras que usted está poniendo en su cama. Recuerde, usted debe mandar esto o usted tendrá el año peor de su vida. Envié esto a mi amigo, " el nonbeliever, " y ella suprimido le. Bien, she' ¡s tenía relación horrible 6! s en una fila. Usted la imagina. Esta letra fue comenzada en el 6:33 mañana, el 1 de enero de 1998. ¡ESTO PODÍA SIGNIFICAR EL RESTO DE SU VIDA!!!!! Puesto que usted lee esto, usted ahora tiene que remitir esto a tanta gente como usted puede. Si usted lo envía a 0 personas, usted tendrá un maÌ?n año y besará muy a pocas personas. También, alguien muy especial a usted vendrá odio usted. Si usted envía esto a solamente 1 persona, usted tendrá un año inferior a la media. Si usted lo envía a 3 personas, usted no estará decepcionante ¡en el número de besos usted recibe! Si usted lo envía a 6 personas, usted estará muy, muy afortunado usted puede hacer más que varias veces… Si usted lo envía a 10 personas, todo lo que puedo decir es " ¡PAPÁ DE MACK! " Si usted lo envía a 25 personas, este año, usted resolverá el le destinan para estar con para resto de su vida ¡(muy probablemente en el siguiente! pocos meses), y usted se caerá profundamente adentro ¡el amor y pronto! pídase, u obligúese para pedir el " El QUESTION." TAPA P.S. INCLUYA POR FAVOR LOS 20 DÓLARES ADICIONALES PARA MI 1984 UN NUEVO PROYECTO DE LA ESPERANZA.

BANG!

¡Sí BANG! es mi eslogan en la industria adulta puertorriqueña del cine. Demuestra que tengo un arma enorme y mi audiencia la traslapa para arriba cada vez que tiro una nueva película. ¡A toda mi BANG! de los ventiladores.

That "BANG" never fails to make me laugh.

Preservation thread, welcome to the off-topic section!

Bored now...

Porn or not porn?

Ooh, I'm a big fan of this game.  Knowing you as I do, Bingo, I'm going to say...

...PORN!

BANG!

I'm not sure if I won or not...

Eso es lo que ella dijo.

Agreed.  Friggin' brilliant.  I now want to give you ALL my credit card numbers.

1984 A NEW HOPE featuring 3D AND HD coming soon from VHS!

kamyio makes a rare appearance without funding in his supporting role as a silent, mysterious stranger in the reality-bending metaphysical thriller 1984 A NEW HOPE – an eagerly anticipated new feature that combines “stunning vhs-quality footage, a sultry jazz score and refreshingly high-definition 3D from a vhs source” (ot.com). Exploring mind-twisting modern upscaling themes including the nature of conversion, disbelief, and human gullibility, this acclaimed independent production and unknown country-of-origin forum release has received over a dozen REQUEST FOR DONATION awards and virtually unanimous forum praise.

1984 A NEW HOPE arrives on BLU-RAY April 6 and also stars Bingowings (“Porn or Not Porn”), TV's Frink (“Classic LOL Moments in OT.com history”) and Wilfredo Arandela (Estrella de cine de adulto de Puertorriqueña famosa).

Of course you get it!  Haven't you been impressed by all the wonderful samples we've seen so far?  My guess is you haven't donated yet.  You're not a freeloader, are you?