In today's edition of THE SMACK REPORT (tm), I'd like to spotlight vote_for_palpatine.

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vote_for_palpatine, or "vfp" as he is known to those who know him, talked a big game on draft night. So confident in his abilities he was, he boldly autodrafted on purpose, just to see how easily he could overcome the screwjob the computer handed him.

Unfortunately for vfp, we are nearly done with the season (having played roughly 5% of the games so far), and vfp's goose is all but cooked. In a three-way-tie for last place, there would seem to be little to no hope for a charge to the midsection of the standings.

Fare thee well, vfp, and better luck next year.

Last vfp, is last.

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