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Who is the most important character? poll — Page 3

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I think Sluggo is the most important character.

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Soap and a prison love that dare not speak it's name :

MIDNIGHT EXPRESS CLEANING featuring PETER MAYHEW coming soon to DVD! :

The full load

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C3PX said:

Wait a minute? I just left Xhonzi for you, and you are already offering to put out for him for two mere Cuban guys, when I have been longing to get a piece of Tape for years! Wow, I don't think I can cope with this! Why oh why did I leave my lovely Xhonzi! Oh why!

Sheesh.  I was just talking about a picnic on the blacktop.  And you're invited!  Stop being so jealous.  It's a turnoff.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Gaffer Tape said:

Sheesh.  I was just talking about a picnic on the blacktop.  And you're invited!  Stop being so jealous.  It's a turnoff.

Sorry Gaff, it is just that all the guys are nuts about you, you could have any of them you want, sometime I just worry that I might be inadequate.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Oh, come on. Anyone who can perform the octopus is hardly inadequate.  ^_~

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Thanks, Gaff. That means a lot coming from you.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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So... now I'm in a threesome with Gaffer and C3PX?  I guess that works for me.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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I think you mean prison picnic... threesome.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Keep thinking about Candace...

...keep thinking about Candace...

...keep thinking about Candace...

DAMN YOU ALL, IT'S NOT WORKING!!!

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*Cue porn music as Fink violently rips his own clothes off and joins the picnic*

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape