C3PX said:

What makes you so sure it was me? Why would Fink know? I find these accusations of lying to be quite offensive!!

I know that Total Frink corrupts totally. Whose idea was the Crane Brothers? Frink. He talked VFP and I separately into getting those socks. Who love chaos and random posting more than any other? Frink. His word is law here in Off Topic. Things are not "LOL" unless he posts that they are.

If TV's Frink says you were DGT, you were, even if you weren't. He retroactively makes it so.

ALL HAIL FRINK!