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TV's Frink said:

CP3S said:

By testicular regions are not being tugged upon by Johann Sebastian Bach!

There are so many things wrong with this sentence I don't even know where to begin.

Haha! That came out really funny. I meant to say that MY testicular regions are NOW being tugged upon by Bach. That is what happens when you type too fast while drinking.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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I doubt I could type out a word, let alone a sentance if Herr Bach was tugging on my... regions.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Davnes007 said:

ORANGES:

Where they named after the color?

...or was the color named after them?

The answer is, of course, "yes"

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My wife had a dream the other night that she was dating me, but David Hyde Pierce ("Niles Crane") came to her and said he gave up being gay because he was in love with her.  Dream-me was heartbroken, but she told Dream-me "What would you do if bikini-clad Princess Leia told you that!"

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He's gay?????????????????????

My wife had a dream when she was pregnant with our first child that Peyton Manning propositioned her in a public library.  Her response: "Sorry Peyton, I'm married and pregnant.  Call me again after I have the baby."

btw, your post wasn't random.  It belongs in the Farewell Sock thread.

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RIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU SCRUFY LOOKIN' NERF HERDERS TOLD GOD IT WAS OK TO SCREW WITH MY PLANS FOR THE WEEK?????

 

 

if there is anyone here from iceland could you please find a giant cork & PLUG UP THAT HOLIDAY RUINING VOLCANO!!!!!

Bingowings said: Do you want to see the project finished as a playable film or a flick book?

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I just saw that on the news.  Bad luck indeed :-(

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its really starting to piss me off

 

My wife was going to paris on tueday.

my *takes deep breath* Wifes, sisters, boyfriends Sister was due to come over today (that isn't gonna happen now.

and worst of all my friend from denmark was supposed to come over on Sunday and that is looking VERY unlikely at this point.

Bingowings said: Do you want to see the project finished as a playable film or a flick book?

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BarBar you are beginning to sound like a plot revelation from Lord Dark Helmet.

Threaten to blow up Robin Hood airport until some declares war on Volcanism...that might get some attention.

Better still get these people on to ferries and trains.

After Christmas I don't think I'll fly anywhere again.

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OK wow an old family friend just came into my shop and she has lost all of her hair thanks to chemotherapy she only lost her mother to cancer last year too 

 

fooken hell!

Bingowings said: Do you want to see the project finished as a playable film or a flick book?

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Ric Olie said:

He's gay?????????????????????

My wife had a dream when she was pregnant with our first child that Peyton Manning propositioned her in a public library.  Her response: "Sorry Peyton, I'm married and pregnant.  Call me again after I have the baby."

btw, your post wasn't random.  It belongs in the Farewell Sock thread.

Ric is married?  News to me!

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I don't usually like to publicize it.  It tends to ruin my chances with the ladies, if you know what I mean.  We have an open marriage, but not every chick is hip to that.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa! You mean Ric Olie is not gay?

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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I don't usually like to publicize it.  It tends to ruin my chances with the ladies, if you know what I mean.  Me and my boyfriend have an open relationship, but not every chick is hip to that.

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Do your boyfriend and your wife get along alright?

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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I'll never be able to watch The Phantom Menace again.  Like I would any way.

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Wait a sec..

Ric, are you this guy?

 

if not, I apologize.

 

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My TV just ate the only copy of the original Star Wars I have: a pan-and-scan tape that belonged to my friend. Wonderful.

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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Your TV ate it?  If your TV can eat anything, you've got much bigger problems.

GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!!!

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It's one of those DVD/VCR TV hybrids made by the cheap companies a few years back.

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em