Top Ten Baseball Terms That Sound Dirty

10. Hot corner
9. That guy's swingin' a big bat
8. Toeing the rubber
7. They've got a hammer in the bullpen
6. Day in and day out, that guy just goes out there, puts on the mask and chest protector, gets down in a squat, and catches hard stuff for three hours
5. Giants vs. Phillies
4. Big Papi mashes another one!
3. It's a day-night doubleheader!
2. There's a shot down the line - it's a fair ball! That's a long run for Haggerty down in the left field corner! One run scores - Marlowe is being waved aound from first! The throw comes to the cutoff man - there's no throw! No play at the plate! Everybody's safe! A two-out, two-run double by Jenkins ties it at five here in the top of the eighth! Are you kiddin' me?
1. Bleeder up the middle