It seems to be an understandable obsession.
Is there a protocol droid in the house?
Hello I am W85H at your service wash.
I'm not sure what Master Arandela is saying, he speaks a very strange dialect but it is something to the effect of :
"Hello I am the Wilfredo Arandela Star of cinema of adult of famous Puerto Rican. This one is a pump to release of the washer of the original-quality that fits much Maytag, Maytag Performa, magical cook, Fixes and other fine washers made by the Maytag Corporation. It is a cuadripola pump, fits the majority of the washers that have two strap. Fact by the exact spare parts, takes an annual guarantee. It cost sixteen dollars mere. What a business!
BANG!"
I hope this has been helpful.