I know who DGT was. I will give two hints:
1) It wasn't me.
2) Read DGT's posts closely, and the answer should jump out at you. Think inside joke.
(full disclosure - I missed it too)
xhonzi, I think you should rename this thread to "Farewell Crane Brothers and Diet Gaffer Tape." Of course you can keep making the thread title longer should the need arise.