Diet Graffer Thape said:

Ric Olie said:

Hi, I am Ric Olie! I am absolutely handsome! All I do is state the obvious in a way that brings joy to every single person here except for DGT and ABC, who are obviously extremely LAME. I am happy because original Gaffer Tape likes me, as does Caffeine free Gaffer Tape. I am very unconcerned that Diet Graffer Thape will not love me, because he is lame and trying to be me, so I am going to be mean to him to teach him a lesson. Fortunately, I don't care if DGT EVER loves me... because I am a brave, handsome, and heroic specimen!