Ric Ollie said:
Hi, I am Ric Ollie! I am absolutely ridiculous! All I do is state the obvious and bald. I am sad because original Gaffer Tape doesn't love me, nor does Caffeine free Gaffer Tape. I am very frightened Diet Gaffer Tape will not love me either, because I am lame, so I am going to be mean to him. Unfortunately, I don't have a chance of ANY Gaffer EVER loving me... because I am a pathetic, unfunny balding sock!