Who is the most important character? poll — Page 2

Author: xhonzi
Time: 8-Mar-2010 3:36 PM
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C3PX said:

I mean, who wants a Don who is a Full House fan?

Not me, that is who.

Now, if you could reveal that Gaffer's avatar has been photoshopped and that she's not really that good looking in real life... you'd have the vote and the "thrown" all sewn up, my friend.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 8-Mar-2010 3:40 PM
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xhonzi said:

you'd have the vote and the "thrown" all sewn up, my friend.

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/Hello-all-Im-back/post/391314/#TopicPost391314

(for those who might have missed this reference)

Author: Davnes007
Time: 8-Mar-2010 3:48 PM
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I think the House is the most important part of the show (after all, it is half of the title of the show!).

...or Candace Cameron...

Candice Cameron

...she's awesome!

Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back

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If you want Nice, go to France

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 8-Mar-2010 3:50 PM
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That's just her avatar. She's a dude, dude!

Author: xhonzi
Time: 8-Mar-2010 3:55 PM
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TV's Frink said:

xhonzi said:

you'd have the vote and the "thrown" all sewn up, my friend.

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/Hello-all-Im-back/post/391314/#TopicPost391314

(for those who might have missed this reference)

Frink, you're like an automatic footnote-a-phone.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 8-Mar-2010 4:36 PM
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xhonzi said:

C3PX said:

I mean, who wants a Don who is a Full House fan?

Not me, that is who.

Now, if you could reveal that Gaffer's avatar has been photoshopped and that she's not really that good looking in real life... you'd have the vote and the "thrown" all sewn up, my friend.

Screw that! My "thrown" is permanently sowed to my rear. It can't be removed.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: Diet Gaffer Tape
Time: 6-Apr-2010 2:05 AM
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I freely admit that I love Full House. I spent the first nine years of my life watching it regularly, and I still watch it in syndication. Strangely enough, when I go to lift weights at my apartment complex's fitness center, it always happens to be on, so I usually watch Full House when I'm working out. Thankfully, nobody else is ever there.

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 6-Apr-2010 2:23 AM
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Ohhh, this is gonna be one of those clones that initially starts quoting classic lines but quickly wears out its life source and starts spouting garbled mishmashes before finally going crazy and dying in a melted puddle, huh? Damn aspartame...

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: Diet Gaffer Tape
Time: 6-Apr-2010 2:27 AM
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Gaffer Tape said:

Damn aspartame...

At least I am not made out of high fructose corn syrup. Plus I only contain 20 calories.

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 6-Apr-2010 2:27 AM
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Hmm, maybe I should put out a call for a Mexican Gaffer Tape still made with cane sugar...

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: C3PX
Time: 6-Apr-2010 2:30 AM
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Wait, I was under the impression that Gaffer Tape was made out of real cane sugar!

Say it isn't so Gaff! Say it isn't so! This night my perfect vision of you has been shattered! All this time you have been HFCS laiden and I didn't even realize it! All this time I thought that immense sweetness was sugar...

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 6-Apr-2010 2:32 AM (Edited)
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No es así.

See? Mexican! Sugar!

Oh, and post 6,300... just thought you should know.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 6-Apr-2010 9:14 AM
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Wait...what?

This will be fun while it lasts...which I expect will be until Moth3r is logged in next. But in the meantime...

...viva la Gaffer Tape 2.0 Gaffer Tape Box Gaffer Tapestuff Diet Gaffer Tape!

Author: Diet Gaffer Tape
Time: 8-Apr-2010 10:10 AM
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Moth-three-er has been taking care of. He is no threat to me now! My plans to steal Gaffer Tapes' place on this forum, replacing it with my own artifically sweetened and low calorie goodness, are well under way and shall continue unopposed!!! I mean, my plans to live harmoniously beside Gaffer Tape providing you twice as much of his goodness, only in an artificially sweetened variety, are well under way.

Author: Ric Olie
Time: 8-Apr-2010 10:23 AM
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Dude, you think you can just sashay in here with your he/she male lesbian GT fakery and act like you're the sock's pajamas? The Crane Bros. were banished, Biff disappeared, Diddy Solo barely made a whimper, and you think that pretending to be a diet soft drink will make you stick?

OFF-TOPIC IS MINE! GET AWAY FROM MY MAN, HE-BITCH!!!!!!!!

Author: Diet Gaffer Tape
Time: 11-Apr-2010 2:42 PM
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Ric Ollie said:

Hi, I am Ric Ollie! I am absolutely ridiculous! All I do is state the obvious and bald. I am sad because original Gaffer Tape doesn't love me, nor does Caffeine free Gaffer Tape. I am very frightened Diet Gaffer Tape will not love me either, because I am lame, so I am going to be mean to him. Unfortunately, I don't have a chance of ANY Gaffer EVER loving me... because I am a pathetic, unfunny balding sock!

Author: ABC
Time: 11-Apr-2010 3:02 PM
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... Hahahaaaaaa ! That's awesome.

So, who is the most important character ?

ESB AUDIOPHILE EDITION

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Author: C3PX
Time: 11-Apr-2010 3:11 PM
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ABC said:

So, who is the most important character ?

In the end? Gaffer Tape. It has always been Gaffer Tape.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

Author: Ric Olie
Time: 11-Apr-2010 11:57 PM (Edited)
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Diet Graffer Thape said:

Ric Olie said:

Hi, I am Ric Olie! I am absolutely handsome! All I do is state the obvious in a way that brings joy to every single person here except for DGT and ABC, who are obviously extremely LAME. I am happy because original Gaffer Tape likes me, as does Caffeine free Gaffer Tape. I am very unconcerned that Diet Graffer Thape will not love me, because he is lame and trying to be me, so I am going to be mean to him to teach him a lesson. Fortunately, I don't care if DGT EVER loves me... because I am a brave, handsome, and heroic specimen!

Author: xhonzi
Time: 12-Apr-2010 5:29 PM (Edited)
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C3PX said:

ABC said:

So, who is the most important character ?

In the end? Gaffer Tape. It has always been Gaffer Tape.

WHATT???

C3PX, YOU KNOW I READ OTHER THREADS BESIDES THE VIDEO GAME THREAD, RIGHT??!?

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 12-Apr-2010 6:24 PM
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Oh, eat your heart out, xhonsi! In this male prison we call a message board, I don't even HAVE to drop the soap in the shower. You? You're doling out an entire knapsack full of Cuban cigars to the inmates, and they still won't touch you!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: C3PX
Time: 12-Apr-2010 6:43 PM
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Gaffer, don't talk about Xhonzi that way! He is a great guy, and I love him... but he just... he just isn't... you. Sorry Xhonzi...

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 12-Apr-2010 6:53 PM
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Tch, fine. Xhonzi... for two Cubans I'll show you a good time next prison riot.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: Sluggo
Time: 12-Apr-2010 6:57 PM
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Cut.

It.

Out.

Author: C3PX
Time: 12-Apr-2010 6:58 PM
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Wait a minute? I just left Xhonzi for you, and you are already offering to put out for him for two mere Cuban guys, when I have been longing to get a piece of Tape for years! Wow, I don't think I can cope with this! Why oh why did I leave my lovely Xhonzi! Oh why!

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape