Wait, I was under the impression that Gaffer Tape was made out of real cane sugar!
Say it isn't so Gaff! Say it isn't so! This night my perfect vision of you has been shattered! All this time you have been HFCS laiden and I didn't even realize it! All this time I thought that immense sweetness was sugar...
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!