I have no idea who that guy is... so no.
Oh, wait. Is that Lance from the Pokemans?
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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
Yeah.
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Oh. Still... not me. I kicked his ass this past summer, though.
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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
Go you! Now go beat him... again. In that new remake that everyone's talking about, I heard it's selling better than YESTERDAY IS A LIE featuring PETER MAYHEW.
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Does it sell better than tvbrackets, UK's top brand for tvbrackets?
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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
You'd have to ask tvbracket about that one. Speaking of which, why are italics in bbcode and underline in HTML? It hurts my brain, as I use old text editor...
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Yeah, it confused me too. It makes me ponder the meaning of life... and of kabobs.
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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
...of which you get none until you finish that video.
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I already have a (very late) April Fool's Day video in the works. After that is Wonder Woman. But the ill timing of my joke must be perfectly inappropriate.
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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
Also, DB movie 1 uncut coming. Because I'm too lazy to log in at daizex and point you to that thread. I'll stick to my custom subbed DVD with the dragonbox footage xP (I have the single, so it's legal)
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bkev said:
Go you! Now go beat him... again. In that new remake that everyone's talking about, I heard it's selling better than YESTERDAY IS A LIE featuring PETER MAYHEW.
Wait until you see the sales of YESTERDAY WAS A LIE featuring PETER MAYHEW coming soon to DVD!, which will be available for purchase on DVD on April 6.
I've already seen that thread. While I've been waiting for over a decade to see that movie properly, I don't know if I'll buy it (waiting for more details or if a DBox movies set follows). Probably won't review it.
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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
Well then! I'm all out of silly. Frink? Help me. Please?
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Sorry dude, my head asploded from TIMBOX2.0 featuring TIMBOX129 coming soon to OT.COM!
THE HORSE MONTAGE!
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I may be ready to settle for Diet Gaffer... the real's been cheating on us all!
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Whatchoo talkin' bout, bkev?!
Also, I see your horse montage and raise you... a random cop!
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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
Ever since these clones popped up you've been posting less and less!
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I was waiting around to see if they'd do anything interesting in absence (which you're not!). Besides, I have 6,308 individual posts to my name. And what do you have to show for yourself, Caffeine Free? 2,003! That's not a third of the calories. That's a third of the taste!
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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
And now that they're gone, you're here even less! Daizex stole you from your rightful place? Or did C3PX scare you off?
...Very late April Fools video indeed!
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Oh, I'm here alright. My presence is always felt. Whenever there's a forum member that needs help pressing a key... I'll be there. Whenever there's a prank that needs a helping hand... I'll be there. Whenever our mostly male forum needs something resembling a female... I'll... kinda... be there for that too...
Oh, and I gave up on that video... APRIL FOOLS!
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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
I fell for that one. Hook, line and sinker.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
Oh, don't get me wrong. I'll level with you. I filmed footage for it. It just didn't work out. I think there's at least one salvageable clip I could use in a future video. But the rest was just rushed garbage.
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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
I'm tired of this Gaffer Tape Thread. Let's talk about Gaffer Thread Tape!
TV's Frink said:
C3PX said:
Hey, I used to drink a lot while posting.
Used to?
*rimshot*
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