I am declaring my interest in participating in some sort of MacGaffer Group kind of discussion. Even if I don't cut the mustard on air, I'd like to at least be a key grip, or best boy, or second assistant to the associate producer. Anything. I've been telling people for years that I'm "in the industry", so I'd like to show them something more widely viewed than my super-8 stop motion videos of He-Man and She-ra action figure adventures. Come to think of it, I can't show those to anyone. Forget I said anything. Where's that goddamn edit button!?