My problem is that I don't do any April planning until April. What's that you say? Do some April planning in March? But April is a whole month away!
Then I wake up on April 1st and think- Ah, April! What planning do I need to do? Well, there's April Fools Day, and then there's East- CRAP IS THAT TODAY!?!?!?!?
So, I never get to pull off any sweet capers due to my genetic inability to plan ahead.