Ok...just stay calm. Happy place...happy place...

Happy place...happy place...

*ring ring*

No, I'm not going to answer this time.

*ring ring*

Nope. Happy place...happy place...

*bang bang bang*

Who is it?

Come in, Master.

Yes Master, your bidding shall be done. I have already compiled the list of those who have befouled your precious thread, Master. Would you like to see their faces?

What do you think, Master?

Yes, I guess I can cross Moth3r off the list.

Yes, I guess I do have room for another. Who did you have in mind?

Is that possible?

Well, if I take care of Jay...I'll cease to exist...as will you.

Yes Master. I have not been thinking clearly. I apologize, and offer you my big toe in exchange for your continued favor.

*whirr whirr whirr*

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I will return shortly, Master.