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How about becoming a sultry soul diva and killing him softly with your song?
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You could kill him with kindness. That'd confuse him!
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In an attempt to be funny, I ticked off former world chess championship contender GM Nigel Short:
http://www.chessgames.com/perl/chessplayer?pid=12181&kpage=311#reply8168
Maybe my jokes misfire because I can't spell "misread".
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I play the Fred?
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The Fred Gambit may very well be the worst gambit in chess: 1 e4 f5 2 exf5 Kf7. Black is virtually lost already. So I thought I'd play tribute to it with my user name.
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lost another 1lb so I am on my first half stone gone YEEEES!
Bingowings said: Do you want to see the project finished as a playable film or a flick book?
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Cripes I need to read the topic title before I post.
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While watching "The Proposal" again with my wife and her mom, all I could think about was how I could get rid of the two really dumb scenes and they really wouldn't be missed. Am I addicted to fan editing?
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Bingowings said:
Cripes I need to read the topic title before I post.
What, your post wasn't random enough?
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TapOut shirts=FAIL
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^Ditto Affliction?
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Women are frustraiting. Way too complicated. It would be so much easier to just to start doing guys... just not near as fun though...
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
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I found both as complicated as each other that's why I've started dating kitchen appliances.
Nothing beats a bit of dangerous fridge sex, though the freezer keeps giving me the cold shoulder and the extraction fan well...lets just say it blows hot and cold but it does blow (the bulb needs changing so the light has gone from that relationship).
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May just be because I am pretty wasted, but sex with the fridge sounds pretty fucking awesome right now. Though I don't think it could pull off the the whole cuddling afterwards bit quite as well as a girl can, and being the lame ass bitch kind of guy I am, I am a sucker for that bit.
Man, life was so much less complicated when I was younger. I want to be twenty again.
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Women are completely beyond me. That's why I gave up years ago.
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HAHAHA!!! TAKE THAT FINK! 3PX can still use proper spelling and punctuation when posting so drunk that he cannot even make out the letters on his keys. WOOOOHOOOOOO!!!
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vote_for_palpatine said:
Women are completely beyond me. That's why I gave up years ago.
Decide to settle for giving it to other guys up the ass? I dunno, I am still thinking fridges are the way to go... maybe toastrs. Toasters are kind of hot.
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NO no no..."give up", not "switch teams".
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So you just stay lonely and womanless? I guess that would be nice and peaceful. I guess in the end, I still think akk the effort is worth it though.
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Porn or not porn:
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CP3S said:
HAHAHA!!! TAKE THAT FINK! 3PX can still use proper spelling and punctuation when posting so drunk that he cannot even make out the letters on his keys. WOOOOHOOOOOO!!!
Hmm....
CP3S said:
... maybe toastrs. Toasters are kind of hot.
CP3S said:
I guess in the end, I still think akk the effort is worth it though.
Akk my toastrs are too stuck up for my taste. Too many crumbs, I think.
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Porn or not porn:
That's a Puerto Rican washer if I ever saw one.
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Wow, it is weird reading my own posts, can't believe I wrote that stuff. I feel like editing them and deleting them, but it kind of goes against the spirit of the site...
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C3PX said:
Wow, it is weird reading my own posts, can't believe I wrote that stuff. I feel like editing them and deleting them, but it kind of goes against the spirit of the site...
Maybe not the site, but definitely against Off Topic threads.
I have an interview for another position in my company in 20 minutes. I'm really nervous.
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C3PX said:
Wow, it is weird reading my own posts, can't believe I wrote that stuff. I feel like editing them and deleting them, but it kind of goes against the spirit of the site...
I already quoted them anyway. I love the quote button.
(good luck 005)
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I meant spirit of the site, as in "original"trilogy.com. If I were to delete them, I'd be pulling a George. I'll probably break down sometime later today and edit them. That way five years from now some new version of Fink can't dig them up and comment on them.
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C3PX said:
Wow, it is weird reading my own posts, can't believe I wrote that stuff. I feel like editing them and deleting them, but it kind of goes against the spirit of the site...
I already quoted them anyway. I love the quote button.
Not every word I said. I am not talking about the typos, I am talking about the drunken queefing as a whole.
Oh yeah, good luck with the interview 005!
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape