I would suggest "yet another grand exit," but i don't have the same way with words.
Bingowings - His pictures are worth a single word
C3PX - Evil Ewok turned Cylon turned Evil Ewok
ferris209 - Lone Star Lawman
Warbler - Fights a lonely battle in the Politics thread
Vaderisnothayden - Defender of his positions, not a fan of Hayden
Total Biscuit - World of Warcraft Invader
ABC - Star Wars Score Man, not Ric Olie's dad
Zion - Former OT.com Moderator
Ziz - Golden-Rod
Vaderios (Angel) - Mock-up Master
Davnes007 - Not a woman, likes edit reasons
Gaffer Tape - Not a woman, makes youtube reviews
Fink and CP3S - Running joke where TV's Frink and C3PX purposely misspell each other's names.
Moth3r - OT.com moderator, rumored to have a sense of humor, destroyer of socks
e-hole - The hole in the middle of the Internet Explorer "e." Can also be used for an internet a-hole.
Timbox129 - Dinosaur connoisseur and creator of (presumably) fake movie productions
{WiN}Hellhound - Slightly less foul-mouthed than {DoS}Hellhound
bkev - Officially Unofficial Teen with blue hair
Girl Restrictions - According to Zigfried, the reason that Darth Cold isn't allowed to look at NSFW beautiful women
bubalove - "experienced" lady who has been around the OT.com block a few times
Gringo - Spider's misspelling of "Greedo"
I seem to remember a second Stinky-Dinkins imposter, but I can't remember where. I think it was Stinky_Dinkins.
xhonzi is giving me all sorts of trouble, I think because he's multi-talented. Humor, SW trivia, politics, nostalgia, you name it. Maybe "Jack of all trades?"