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I couldn't find any intro topic, so I figured I may as well just post one myself.  Hello!  I'm Pkmatrix.  ^_^

I found this site via the Fan Edit page on Wikipedia - alternate cuts of movies have fascinated me for years, so I knew I had to sign up the moment I found this place.  ^_^

I'm probably going to lurk most of the time, but I've got a few ideas of my own that I might try out here.  See you around!

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hello Pkmatrix,  welcome to the forum :)

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Welcome to the forums PK.

Remain a lurker if you like, but know that we are extremely noob friendly here, and we welcome your posts.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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...Unless we just got rid of a troll and confuse you with him, which hasn't happened since Ziggy. Welcome to the board!

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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Oh yeah, pkmatrix you'll love it here. Everyone's friendly and we have a lot of fun on the boards. In fact the RUN! GET OUT OF HERE! YOU'RE WALKING INTO A TRAP! IF YOU CLICK ON THE AAAGH  AAAAAGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHGHHH!!!

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ummmm . . . . pay no attention to the dead emperor lookalike behind the curtain.

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Be forewarned, "OffTopic" is a very silly place.

Welcome aboard.

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*ring ring*

*click*

Hello?

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/avatars/custom/ImgFile-4308.jpg

TheBoost too?  At this rate, there will be no one left!

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/avatars/custom/ImgFile-4308.jpg

No sir, I don't think I'm being treated unfairly.

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/avatars/custom/ImgFile-4308.jpg

Yes sir.

*click*

This deal is getting worse all the time.

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He did warn he's a lurker, Frink.

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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True...maybe he's lurking right now?

I should put on some clothes.

*blushes*

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TheBoost said:

Be forewarned, "OffTopic" is a very silly place.

Welcome aboard.

 Worse than Camelot, even.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Ah, thanks everyone!  ^_^

Silliness, ahoy!

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*grabs cell phone*

Hello?

What do you mean?

I can see it fine.

Well, I'm using Firefox right now.

Sorry. Nothing personal. I didn't realize we were exclusive.

Well, if you're not going to show me any post after #10 on this thread, I've got to do something about it.

Look, I've gotta go. But if this really is goodbye, I have to say, thanks for the years of fetish pics and erotic stories.

I didn't get here on horseback! Hello? Hello!?

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Dude, IE is way bigger and scarier looking than I imagined.

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That's the IE Death Star, which is where the call came from. The laser comes straight out of the e-hole.

Everyone, feel free to use e-hole profanely. I don't even need the credit for it. It's my gift to the world.

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I like that, "e-hole."  It makes sense to use on an internet forum.

SCREW YOU, E-HOLE!!!

(That wasn't directed at anyone, I was just trying it on...er...I mean I was trying it out...er...never mind)

By the way, feel free to use my phone gag.  I don't even need the credit for it.  It's my gift to the world....

...e-hole.

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Fink is a total e-hole.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Don't just lurk Pkmatrix dive into the data stream, the more the merrier.

Lets have a Pkmatrix avatar competition give us a list of things you like and we can all dive in with suggestions and you can be the judge.

Sound fun?

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Dude, I ripped off your phone gag long before you gave me permission. That's because I'm an e-hole. Besides, mine is totally different from yours - yours were funny.

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