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Classic LOL Moments in OT.com History — Page 8

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What category would this go under?

You know, the search function is very frustrating.  Mr. Senator_Polk_of_NJ made 30 posts, and the search function is no help in letting me read if the other 29 are just as witty.  Searching a username only seems to work if someone quotes the username.  Boooo!

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Ok, full disclosure.  I have several Z/IS/RB threads bookmarked to add later.  And somehow I completely missed this one.  How did that happen?

After laughing my ass off, I had to read it again.  I think my favorite thing is that he posted with all three of his accounts in the same thread, and used the third account to out the other two.  Priceless.

I haven't gotten to it yet, but my next addition was going to be the Darth Cold Girl Restriction Incident.

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The Darth Cold/Ingo girl restriction thing was hilarious, I had completely forgotten about that. 

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Sigh... my girl restrictions are kicking in.  I need to go chill out at the Outer Rim Sieges.  Expect my right arm to be in a sling when I return.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Damn, Gaff. Hottest women on these boards, and you still can't get any. 

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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ONE I WANT TO NOT BE OF A GETTING ANY TWO MY ENJOYMENT OF THE STAR WARS IF DIMINISHING BECAUSE MY DAD IS A HOMO I MEAN NOT A HOMO!!!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Oh no! Gaffer has been an Ingo Sucks/ZigFried/RemixerBoss/Darth Cold sock all along! My one true love! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

I mean...

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Mwahahaha!  It is true!  After the IngoZigfried continuum was foiled by you, I built a time machine and traveled to the past and created a new identity called Gaffer Tape, designed to be the perfect forum user.  And since I predated my other personas, you would have no reason to ever suspect who I was since you didn't even know about my girl restrictions or never-ending love for The Thief and the Cobbler!  Then I sent my socks forward into the future to cause chaos throughout the forum, who in turn sent Gaffer tape into past!  It all makes perfect sense!  And now I am revealing my diabolical plan to you all because... well, I always seem to out myself for reasons that provide me with no benefit and make absolutely no sense whatsoever, don't I?  Damn!

EDIT:  Note my misspelling and poor syntax around my own user name, guaranteed to throw you off the track.

Also:  IngoSucks=Gaffer Tape.  See?  It's reverse psychology, also used to throw you off the track!   You simpletons!

EDIT:  Oh, wait.  I'm sorry.  I didn't mean to insult you.  I apologize for all that I said.  Can we be friends again?  I didn't mean it.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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The truth hurts. I have to go and bawl my eyes out now.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Do whatever you guys need to do, just don't insult the Asian Dancer.

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Gaffer Tape said:

ONE I WANT TO NOT BE OF A GETTING ANY TWO MY ENJOYMENT OF THE STAR WARS IF DIMINISHING BECAUSE MY DAD IS A HOMO I MEAN NOT A HOMO!!!

wait a minute.  this post is in capts.  he/she/it must of somehow absorbed Dayv as well. noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you must be stopped you servant of the the devil you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

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Oh crap, you're right.  I'm starting to think Gaffer is The Nothing.  We must flee on a bad puppet!

http://img.listal.com/image/86907/400full.jpg

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Added previously mentioned Asian Woman and Girl Restriction Ziggy Moments. If I haven't said it enough, I absolutely love the term "Girl Restrictions." I plan on using it more in the coming weeks.
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Yeah... I think the huge, disgusting boil on my chin is my girl restriction...  Sigh... again.

I got a million of them!

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Jokes, that is, not boils...

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Less boring, but here I thought you found another meltdown. Mooph.

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Rob's response to a recent new member accused of being Ziggy Gayness here

Also, where's that tranny surprise emote?

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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^Bookmarked for future consideration...I like the OP but it doesn't do much from there.  I've already got a few other Rob threads bookmarked, so meditate on this, I will.

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TV's Frink said:

Crap.  Sorry, I swear I'm going to get this link right.  This should be the one I was trying to show you all.

Correct Link

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