C3PX said:
Wow, I was mementarily half considering making a sock named Jack with the title of "Hooker"... then I thought of all that work poor Fink has to do when switching between himself and his socks. Log out... log in... post... log out... log in... post... log out... log in... post... log out... log in... post... got to get tiring. And the socks are already a bit crazy.
All of his socks? That two-timing, double-crossing, no good, scruffy-looking...