Mwahahaha! It is true! After the IngoZigfried continuum was foiled by you, I built a time machine and traveled to the past and created a new identity called Gaffer Tape, designed to be the perfect forum user. And since I predated my other personas, you would have no reason to ever suspect who I was since you didn't even know about my girl restrictions or never-ending love for The Thief and the Cobbler! Then I sent my socks forward into the future to cause chaos throughout the forum, who in turn sent Gaffer tape into past! It all makes perfect sense! And now I am revealing my diabolical plan to you all because... well, I always seem to out myself for reasons that provide me with no benefit and make absolutely no sense whatsoever, don't I? Damn!

EDIT: Note my misspelling and poor syntax around my own user name, guaranteed to throw you off the track.

Also: IngoSucks=Gaffer Tape. See? It's reverse psychology, also used to throw you off the track! You simpletons!

EDIT: Oh, wait. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to insult you. I apologize for all that I said. Can we be friends again? I didn't mean it.