Ok, full disclosure. I have several Z/IS/RB threads bookmarked to add later. And somehow I completely missed this one. How did that happen?
After laughing my ass off, I had to read it again. I think my favorite thing is that he posted with all three of his accounts in the same thread, and used the third account to out the other two. Priceless.
I haven't gotten to it yet, but my next addition was going to be the Darth Cold Girl Restriction Incident.