Oh my God oh my God oh my God! We're all in danger! I've gotta call somebody before we're all killed!

*(dial-dial-dial), dial-dial-dial, dial-dial-dial-dial*

Hello! Jay!? ThankGodyouansweredit'sFrinkyougottahelpus-

I'm sorry. I'll slow down. Anyway, you've got to do something!

It's Frink. I overheard him talking to someone on the phone. He sounded unusually violent and dangerous!

Wait. Say that again.

No, that's not what you said! You said, "as the Emperor of originaltrilogy.net".

You know, you sound funny, like you have influzenza.

AHA! I knew it! You're NOT Jay! Only one poster here corrects misspellings...what have you done with Jay?!?

Let him go or I'm calling ferris209. That is the end of this negotiation.