This was a pretty good time on r.a.s.s.m. back in 1996 or so.
Here a goes:
101 Uses for an Ewok:
1.Ewok Burgers
2.Put a handle on one a use it as a paint brush.
3.Mittens!
4.Stuff some inside a Taun-taun for an extra warm fur lined impromptu sleeping bag.