*ring* *ring*
*click*
Hello?
Hi doc.
What? No!
I know you're listening, but so is everyone else.
Goodbye, doc. It's over.
Niles was right about you!
*slam*
*ring* *ring*
*click*
Hello?
I told you to stop calling me.
No, I don't know where he is! Stop dragging me into your drama!
*slam*
*ring* *ring*
*click*
Hello?
Hey there babe. Are you back in town?
What do you mean it's not me?
Of course it's you!
*slam*
*ring* *ring*
*click*
Hello?
Who?
No man, you got the wrong number.
There ain't no fuckin' Thelma here !
*slam*
*ring* *ring*
*click*
Hello?
Yes, I got your bill, but I'm not paying it.
Because $143 is not reasonable. All you did was insult me. That's not help!
Your mother too!
*slam*
*ring* *ring*
*click*
Hello?
Hey there Hal, what's cooking?
Ick. You gonna' be at the kegger tonight?
Oh, that sucks man. What did you do this time?
10 years just for that? You got them twisted around your little finger, laugh out loud.
Nah, I can't. I gotta take care of this thread first. Idiots keep posting in here even though I tell them not to.
Yeah, but then there wouldn't be anyone left to read the thread.
Hell yeah! I didn't even think of that...I wouldn't have to tell anyone not to post here anymore. So who cares if no one is left? Finally I would have some peace and quiet around here.
*click*
*sharpen* *sharpen* *sharpen*