*ring* *ring*

*click*

Hello?

Oh hi, Doc. What's up?

No, that's not true.

Well, I might have tried to blow up part of the thread, but certainly not the whole thing.

Yes, we talked about my anger issues. But you don't understand, I keep asking people here to follow simple instructions and...

*click*

Can you hang on a sec, Doc? I've got call waiting.

*click*

Hello?

Yes, yes, but only part of the thread.

I know, I know. Look Doc, I'll have to call you back. I've got someone on the other line.

*click*

You still there, Doc?

I know. I just can't stand the thought of not answering.

Yes, I know. I have to control the situation and not let it control me. Just like this thread.

But that would mean starting over!

A week? That wasn't really the point of this thread. I guess I could...

*click*

Hang on again, Doc. Got another call.

I know I'm paying by the minute. Just let me answer so I can get back to you!

*click*

Hello?

Yes mistress.

No mistress.

I can't right now! Fraiser's on the other line.

Ok, ok. Go ahead.

Owwwwwwwwwwwww!

Thank you mistress.

*click*

Doc?

Uh, that was my Aunt.

The one from Chicago.

No, I meant Detroit. You're right. Look Doc, I gotta go. I need to look around the thread for some more...food.

No, of course not. Everything will be fine. I won't try to blow up the thread again. I promise.

I miss you too, schmoopie.

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