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Post #402813

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TV's Frink
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Wow, I am going to get robbed soon!!!
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Date created
15-Mar-2010, 12:15 PM

C3PX said:

Warbler said:

C3PX said:

I have a kick ass security system strapped to the bottom of my bed...

yeah, and if the robber is smart enough, he'll rob your place when you are not there and then he'll have the "kick ass security system"(I'm assuming this "kick ass security system" is a gun).

Close! But no, it is actually a wooden baseball bat.

Wood?  Hah.  Anyone who knows anything about home security knows that in today's world, you ain't safe unless you have a metal bat.  You can hit a robber an average of 100 extra feet with one of those suckers.