Dr. Niles Crane said:

Dr. Frasier Crane said:

Oh dear God! Sadism!? Beastiality?!? I expected to come in here to discuss the grandeur of Verdi, the vigor of Wagner, the fluidity of Mozart; instead, it's pop music and deviancy! I'm appalled!

You're one to talk about "pop", with your pop psychiatry. I hope your show gets replaced by this "pop music" the kids are so fond of nowadays.

You never do miss a chance to run down my show, you girl-wristed fop! You're a committed Jungian - well, here's a Jungian archetype for you: the envious sibling, sniping away from the peanut gallery! Niles, green is not your color!