I've been rejected in this thread more than the dork with a heart of gold in a 1980's teen romance movie. I am also cursed with the inability to be brief with my jokes.
This thread is now about...BOXES!!! (oh wait,"box" can be dirty sometimes)
This thread is now about...SARAN WRAP!!! (damn, sometimes nekkid ladies wear nothing but Saran Wrap)
This thread is now about...SNAKES!!! (sheesh, forget that)
This thread is now about...ORIGAMI!!!?