C3PX said:

Hmm, I hate real football, but I have never tried out fantasy football before. Maybe I'll hop in and give it a go! It is kind of like an RPG right, just with a football involved?

Okay, so, my character is a knight named Umaveg, who is training to be a wizard and rides around on a large fierce black steed, named Porkchop. He has limited magical powers because of his wizard training.

Sir. Umaveg runs out onto the football field on his trusty horse, and is ready for action! Who has the ball?

I suppose after all the off-topic posts I've made, I deserved this. Of course, I said baseball, but I understand how you could confuse the two, since they both are spelled so similarly, what with the word "ball" in both, such as it is.

Added C3PX to the OP anyway.