The only proper order:
The Star Wars Holiday Special
Revenge of the Ewok
Hardware Wars
Colt 45 Commercial starring Billy Dee Williams
Billy Murray Saturday Night Live "Star Wars" song sketch
(repeat until the lyrics are burned into your skull)
Then pass out on the couch.
After waking up, pour fresh bowl of C-3P O's and blue milk, and watch:
Star Wars
Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
Go away happy.