C3PX said:

Suddenly, a Polar bear comes darting out of the woods and knocks Rambo's head off with one stroke of his paw before he even has a chance to respond, then the bear quickly gobbles down the fallen Vet's torso. MacGyver, thinking fast whips a paper clip out of his pocket and prepares to incompacitate the bear with it, only the bear moves too quickly, bites off the hand holding the paper clip, rips the man's trousers off with his teeth, and proceeds to hump him until he dies of internal bleeding while the rest of the castaways stare on in shocked horror.

This whole turn of events brings the castaway named C3PX to exclaim, "Holy shit! I sure wish we hadn't driven that Ferris guy to run off into the woods by himself by insisting he throw his guns into the ocean."

Because of the gratuitous gore, OT.COm's lost is moved to a late-night time slot. Ratings fall and the show gets cancelled.