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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
But the Matrix chose Hot Rod.



then the Matrix is stupid/insane. And I have always theorized that the Matrix "chose' whoever first touched it after Optimus gave up the ghost. I say Hot Rod was chosen due to dumb luck.
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Originally posted by: 3RA1N1AC
Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Originally posted by: Bossk
Luanne from KotH, though.


I've always hated Luanne, though. I'm so glad she moved out. What a ditz...


luanne is hott. i'd hit it.


Bah. Stupidity is one of the biggest turn offs for me. And that voice? Grating!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: Warbler
Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
But the Matrix chose Hot Rod.



then the Matrix is stupid/insane. And I have always theorized that the Matrix "chose' whoever first touched it after Optimus gave up the ghost. I say Hot Rod was chosen due to dumb luck.

Or perhaps it was meant to happen - Hotrod catching it I mean. Preordained even.

War does not make one great.

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I'm totally reviving the oldest available thread in this section for shits and gigles. Sue me.

Also, does Jar-Jar count?

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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bkev said:

I'm totally reviving the oldest available thread in this section for shits and gigles. Sue me.

Also, does Jar-Jar count?

 What, the cartoon rabbit that steps in the poopy?  Yeah, I'd say he counts.  He may be CG, but he's still a stupid cartoon sidekick.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Yoda Is Your Father said:

But Hot Rod was 'the one', and proved it by opening the Matrix, which is something Ultra Magnus failed to do. You might say Hot Rod had 'the touch'

Wait... I thought I had the touch.

Seriously, I love Optimus Prime.  He's like your dad or your big brother. But Hot Rod... he's like "me."  So... yeah.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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xhonzi said:

Yoda Is Your Father said:

But Hot Rod was 'the one', and proved it by opening the Matrix, which is something Ultra Magnus failed to do. You might say Hot Rod had 'the touch'

Wait... I thought I had the touch.

Wait...I thought Peter Gabriel had the touch.

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Man, I hate that Professor Frink.

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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I hated Sport Billy when I was a kid but then I hated sport and football (soccer to you guys over the pond) especially so.

The Ant and the Aardvark was a bind too (I just wanted to get to the Pink Panther and Inspector (Clouseau but they wouldn't own up probably for legal reasons).

So when the blue guy turned up it usually meant less fun.

Scrappy Doo has to be the Jar Jar of the hand drawn world.

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bkev said:

Man, I hate that Professor Frink.

Well, I'm no fan of your brother, jkev.

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I... have a brother?

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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If anyone votes for either Worker or Parasite, I will destroy them.

Want to book yourself or a guest on THE VFP Show? PM me!

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You have had to see this to know how bad it was.

Did we need a even more animated Mr. T?

"Stay in school fool!"

The worst cartoon character EVER!

“First feel fear, then get angry. Then go with your life into the fight.” - Bill Mollison

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At least we were spared the Nelvana animated Doctor Who series for CBS :

Doctor Who?

 

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Bingowings said:

At least we were spared the Nelvana animated Doctor Who series for CBS :

Doctor Who?

 

 Crap! That looks flippin' awesome!!!!! The new Doctor should rock an outfit like that, clock and all!

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It's funny. I don't remember blatantly hating any cartoon characters as a kid. But I Don't like those characters that replaced Brock and Misty on Pokemon. When they replaced Misty I stopped watching the show. (As you might be able to tell I grew up in the 90s. Pokemon ruled my childhood...and beyond) Mostly I don't hate any of the characters I watched as a kid, just the new characters that replace them. Perch Perkins from Spongebob is another example, the Realistic Looking Fish Head was one of the best parts of that show, when I tuned in to some Nicktoons and saw they replaced him with some generic TV Reporter character...there was hell to pay. There were a lot of awful cartoons that came and went that had crappy characters...other than that I can't really think of any.

 

BTW Didn't they make Scrappy the villain in that live action Scooby-Doo movie a while back?

 

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Um... it's all there in the original post...

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.