Darth Solo said:
Careful...that's approaching NSFW...
C3PX said:
I almost got killed by a moose once. You see, I was rafting, and unwittingly drifted between a cow and her newborn calf... she dashed through the water a mere few feet from me, snorting and huffing in my direction. Had I been just a few feet closer to her, I likely would have found myself being trampled to death, and the world and this forum would have been deprived of the greatness that is 3PX... and my fine artwork, of which the piece I displayed on the previous page was part of, would be worth a small fortune.
Now that's a story that would have gotten you PARDONED anyway.
FanFiltration said:
If you don't get this one, you need to be slimed!
I don't know.
Darth Solo said:
I dont get it. Care to explain bro?
Mann, now im doing the tread masters work for the dude.
See, i am being groomed.
Crap, ive just earned a pobation aint i?
TV show You Can't Do That on Television.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Can%27t_Do_That_on_Television
And...PROBATION!!!
Leonardo said:
Wi not trei a holiday in Sweeden this yer ?
See the loveli lakes
The wonderful telephone system
And mani interesting furry animals
Including the majestic moose
A moose once bit my sister...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"...
Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...
This is very familiar but I can't quite place it.
EyeShotFirst said:
Darth Solo said:
I avoided posting that picture, because Frink's wife might get mad at him for looking at big women again. Moosenuckle FTW.
lol. Somehow that seems less NSFW even though it's the same style as the bikini woman. I guess it's because I don't want to look at it.