YAY! I am fully pardoned!

Whoa, serious camel toe going on in the above picture... not sure if I noticed the moose print though.

I almost got killed by a moose once. You see, I was rafting, and unwittingly drifted between a cow and her newborn calf... she dashed through the water a mere few feet from me, snorting and huffing in my direction. Had I been just a few feet closer to her, I likely would have found myself being trampled to death, and the world and this forum would have been deprived of the greatness that is 3PX... and my fine artwork, of which the piece I displayed on the previous page was part of, would be worth a small fortune.