MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT FROM VFPFILM, LTD.!
I am pleased to announced that, after a 20-day absence from the poster's chair, the state of forumatic art has progressed to the point where I can properly tell the tale of Darth Vader in the upcoming post entitled The Phantom Post. This, plus two other prequel posts, will portray the era which took place on OT.com before the events shown in A New Post.
The special effects department, headed by Timstuff, assures me that my Original Vision will never look better - and he's telling me his team at IFM have rendered an exciting new CGI character, conceived by my son Pus, that will be a beloved character for many, many threads to come.
More to come, but I am at liberty to release the names of great actors that have committed themselves to TPP:
- Darth Vader/older Anakin Skywalker - DJ Qualls
- Young Anakin Skywalker - Jon Gruden
- Queen Amidala - Lindsay Hollister
- TV's Frink - Sean Connery
- Gaffer Tape - some dude dressed as Katy Perry
- Senator Palpatine/Sidious - John McCain
- Darth Maul - Ernie Reyes, Jr.
- xhonzi - also Ernie Reyes, Jr.
- The Jedi Council - N'Sync
- C3PX - Archie Andrews
- Bingowings - Norm MacDonald
- Mace Windu - Antonio Fargas or Fred Williamson
- skyjedi2005 and vaderisnothayden - as themselves
My Original Vision has never been greater. I haven't lost one thing in the poster's chair, as we will see this blockbuster posting season.