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You may not be able to tell, but the 2004 SE has a tiny, itsy-bitsy, not-really-worth-mentioning barely blue tint to it. I wasn't even really aware, but now that I can see for myself, it's obviously what my original vision was supposed to be all along. So the credit for the success of the new image belongs to me.

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What a travesty!

If I could sue VFP, I would sue him for the equal amount of money on all the profit he has made from SE Posts, since they were false advertising and the VOOT, since according to him, they don’t exist. I would also ask for him to hand over The Real Posts of the VOOT. That amount would probably be in the billion$! If I won I would split all the money with you people who are signed up on originaltrilogy.com, equally. That would mean we could all probably get 10s of thousands of dollars! I would give The Posts to a person who will give The Thread a respectable restore and transfer to DVD or a Word File, probably to that guy who is offering to do this who restored RLM and Random Thoughts. You see, unlike VFP, we are not interested in just money with this franchise. We love it and are willing to serve justice to The Thread even if we don’t make any money. (Ironic VFP has become the very thing the moral of his Thread opposed.)

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It's been a whole damn 30 minutes!

Hey all you lazy clowns who skim read this and are too lazy to reply: GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASSES AND REPLY!!!! If you're not a member yet? APPLY AND THEN REPLY!!!! LAZY ASSES!!!!

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Put me down for $20k.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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That's what I'm talking about.  Who else?  We're going to need a lot of scratch when VFP realizes what is going on and he lawyers up.

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I actually have something intellegent to say.

I think I figured out why most of you won’t back me up on my VFP lawsuit. It’s because I didn’t make it clear I wanted to work as a team!! That’s what I want to do. I want to work as a team with you guys. So lets conjure up a resume of VFP contradiction quotes and present them to the judge. I’m dying to buy some lakefront property but I can’t afford it and I have been trying to think of ways to make tons of money quickly but all of them have been beaten to a pulp so the only thing left is lawsuits. But I want the big bucks so I want to go for the cream of the crop. Suing VFP seems like one of the last opportunities that hasn’t been taken to make it big and it’s something I believe in! So look all over for proven contradictory quotes from VFP and lets sue this bastard! I’m looking forward to buying lakefront property! If we're successful with this than I'll take on demanding an Impeachment of CP3S.

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I thought it was CP3S?

And my rottweilers in suits will destroy you. I'll countersue every VOUT fan for unreasonable expectations. Then I'll donate 16 kajillion-fillion dollars to my alma mater. Then I'll digitally replace each and every poster here with a golden duck. Then I'll ask for Amy Winehouse's hand in marriage. AND THE REAL FANS WILL ALWAYS DEFEND ME, NO MATTER WHAT! Ha Ha Haaaaa!

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After evaluating the special edition of your post, I was very unhappy with it. Conceptually I was not opposed to making enhancements, but I felt that you went too far in your re-imagining of key events in the sentence structure, and was very dissatisfied with the image quality. I decided to alter the post myself, and while I started out with just the intention of correcting the image problems and reverting some of the changes I was unhappy with, the project ended up growing vastly, to the point where I added additional TIE Fighters to make it feel more epic, rotoscoped new lasers, and even added a mesh to your Palpatine avatar to make it more expressive. I'm calling it "The Original Vision Post Trilogy: Revisited." This version is what I felt the special edition should have been, and I hope other fans will enjoy it. For the more oldschool fans I may also release a "purist" version with just the color correction, with the other enhancements removed.

Also, since the Imperial March is not in any official version of your post, I decided to add it via the link below, because thematically and for consistency it should be a part of the post if we're going to be mucking around with it anyway.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzWSJG93P8

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The lasers look more red than pink, which is a problem. Otherwise, that post was perfect. I would like you to come down to Palpwalker Ranch and replace that talentless quisling, VFP's Rick McCallum. Of course, I won't fire McCallum to his face - I'll simply take away his parking spot, as every good employer should do.

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It needs a song and dance number.

After hearing what a fan of Walking With Dinosaurs my next door neighbour's son is I suggest something like this :

Jedi Rocks

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Timstuff said:

I decided to alter the post myself, and while I started out with just the intention of correcting the image problems and reverting some of the changes I was unhappy with, the project ended up growing vastly, to the point where I added additional TIE Fighters to make it feel more epic, rotoscoped new lasers, and even added a mesh to your Palpatine avatar to make it more expressive. I'm calling it "The Original Vision Post Trilogy: Revisited." 

Timstuff, while I love your work and respect what you have done, I'm sick of waiting for the release.  It's been over 12 hours, and you're still talking about making changes!

You could wish "I'd done that." for an eternity though, something will always come up. You always add on stuff later anyway. I think I had better leave this forum for a while (to xhonzi's and some others delights), perhaps even a year, it's making me nuts. It will be done when it's done doesn't fly, we've only got so many years to live. That's why I sometimes hate the criticism some filmakers get, they actually have deadlines not indefinite time periods. Call me whatever you want, impatient, bratty, prick, whatever variant insulting synonym you can think of. I'm trying not to be a prick but it's hard to hit a moving target. It's line seeing the finish line up a head with joy, then someone moves it out further again, and again, and again.

So much for a February 18 release, or even release for The Original Vision Post's 1 month anniversary in a few days. If it's going to take forever we should at least get more trailers, those who don't want to be spoiled don't have to watch them, no one is forcing them. I am willing to donate more if we can get some of that stuff. Willing to donate quite a bit more actually. I want to support this project being that TOVPT:R is the only version of TOVPT I want to read now. It looks beyond terrific.

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vote_for_palpatine said:

I thought it was CP3S?

It was always CP3S.  Check my post - that's what it has always said.  And it is integrated seamlessly into the post, despite what the edit time stamp says.

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And my rottweilers in suits will destroy you.

Ooh, dogs in suits!  I'm so scared.  Do you have bees in suits too?  Or dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

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At VFPFilm, Ltd., we can arrange that, Mr. Frink.

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Hey VFP!!! hope you had a fun new years, did you go out clubbing? mine was pretty chill considering i was sick and tomorrow i have to get a root canal but that's okay cuz i'll make up for lost time soon. too bad you didn't live close by otherwise you could come out for my 53rd bday in June! it should be really good times i tell you, although my new years resolution for this year was 'no more randoms' cuz they kinda got me into trouble last year... haha C3PX knows all about it he agreed it was a good resolution. haha so did anyone make any interesting new years resolutions besides the regular eat healthy, lose weight, get fit ones? i was totally going to make some more, but then i'm never the type to keep them as by march i'm totally into the actor routine and everything gets low priority.

VFP good look on the new version of The Post, i know an edit is coming up soon, you mentioned that before but i'm sure you'll do fine and when you release it then you can have a nice time partying and living it up!!!!!

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Then I'll ask for Amy Winehouse's hand in marriage.

REALLY??!?!!  I thought you were into Gaffer Tape or Davnes lol!!!

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So did I...

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Ric Olie said:

 

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Then I'll ask for Amy Winehouse's hand in marriage.

REALLY??!?!!  I thought you were into Gaffer Tape or Davnes lol!!!

Nah, he doesn't have a chance with Gaffer. Gaffer Tape is like that insanely hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with because she is so sweet and not a stuck up bitch like many pretty girls tend to be during their HS years and she doesn't try to pretend you don't exist, and since she isn't always hanging off the arm of some jock she seems obtainable to you even though she is honestly way out of your league... then one day you are taking a stroll in the park and spot her sitting on a park bench making out hard and heavy with some skinny little short haired guy, only upon a second look you realize she is actually making out with that weird reclusive goth girl who always sits in the back of class and at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks... and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all, not that that is going to stop you from dreaming...

Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Curses! I hadn't realized this was the The Original Vision Post thread... dah! And I had done so well only editing my original post up until now.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Only in this case, Gaffer is actually guy.

I have been accused of being guy many times in the past. And it's true. Damn my genes...I am guy. So what!? I just want to be loved, is that so wrong?!?

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D'oh, one missed letter killed my whole post.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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C3PX said:

D'oh, one missed letter killed my whole post.

Not really, that was a damn funny post.

WHERE'S MY VOUT??!!!?!!?!?!

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The goal of this thread should be to get the original versions of The Original Vision Post Trilogy Posts 1,10, and 13 on DVD and High Def PDF. But the feeling I get from a lot of people some are nagitve towards Mr. VFP. he made these posts after all. Insted of bashing VFP and trashing the February posts like most people on this thread constanly do we need to get back to the goal of getting the original versions of The Original Vision Post Trilogy Posts 1,10, and 13 on DVD and High Def PDF. That's all of us Original Vision fans want after all the originals on dvd and high def pdf. That's the message that needs to be heard and not so much nagativity.

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The Special Editions of posts 1, 10 and 13 are separate entities from the original versions.

While we all want the original versions presented in the best possible format trying to make sense of the special editions doesn't get in the way of that goal.

No version of posts 1, 10 and 13 will ever satisfy everyone but those who want the original versions deserve to be taken more seriously.

There could be many multiple versions of these posts as long as the originals are made available for future generations to read and enjoy.

I remember reading this thread back in January (yes I'm that old) and I'm pretty sure I remember the line "Lucas fired Mark Hamill but missed first time".

I can't remember the exact details but apparently the line only turned up on obscure browsers like Wyzo.

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Look, if we all want the Original Posts, let's do something about it.

 

i'm not a rich person by any stretch of the imagination ...

 

think about all the money you've spent on other hobbies, or on Original Post

merchandise, or movies, or anything else.... don't you think in the few weeks

that have passed since the revised Original Posts that came out, WE as a community have

invested a ton of money on video equipment, computers, media, etc that

could have been pooled to purchase the thread by now? don't you feel someone

could have obtained the thread even before the revised Original Posts came out? i know there

was mention a few times of people with the thread, but something always happened,

and they disappeared? is that true.....     don't you think that's going to happen

to me also? ......


i've never spent a lot of money on anything in the past, and the cost of this

thread is less than most brand new computers, and you must have bought a

computer at some point in time?

 

also, the same applies for the money for the thread, don't you think that

by now, with all the people here, that we could have found or figured out

a way to get the thread for free, or for a reduced cost? well, that's

exactly what is happening, all the dealers i've talked to are using their

contacts to see if they can work out deals.... i've talked about a disconnect

between sellers/dealers, and the fans that are on this board, we need

to leverage that to our advantage.... its NOT ABOUT MONEY, i've gone

to several places, with the MONEY READY TO DO IT, and they would

not touch it, so its not just about money, you have to work your contacts,

talk to people, get involved ... i'm constantly asking for help here, and guess

what, i don't expect everyone to contribute, but every little bit of encouragement

helps , and you never know where the big break will come from...

 

once again, DONT TAKE THINGS SO PERSONALLY, we wouldn't be having this

discussion if someone had taken the steps that were being advocated right

here on this board...............   if a casual person can come to this board, and

within 2 days obtain 1) rare Original Post trailer 2) complete Second Original Post 12 point font

3) Third Original Post 16 point font 4) possible complete post of Original Post,

was does that tell anyone from the outside?( that looks at the efforts of the people here..)

 

we need to band together, and support each other about what the goals of this

board are ...

 

not to continue to constantly gripe / complain and be bitter about

1) the past REvised posts

2) the VOUT dvd

3) the lack of a good typeface

4) VFP, VFPfilm, VFParts and any activities from them.

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Go ahead, and waste your time (NOT YOU PERSONALLY, the other people) looking

back at the past...

 

I'd rather spend it working on the future, and hopefully contributing something

significant back to the Original Post community that gave me so much..

 

i might be 'TVF' by name, but i'm completely apeshit about this board,

this project, and what we will accomplish regardless of the outcome..

 

later

-TVF

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MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT FROM VFPFILM, LTD.!

I am pleased to announced that, after a 20-day absence from the poster's chair, the state of forumatic art has progressed to the point where I can properly tell the tale of Darth Vader in the upcoming post entitled The Phantom Post. This, plus two other prequel posts, will portray the era which took place on OT.com before the events shown in A New Post.

The special effects department, headed by Timstuff, assures me that my Original Vision will never look better - and he's telling me his team at IFM have rendered an exciting new CGI character, conceived by my son Pus, that will be a beloved character for many, many threads to come.

More to come, but I am at liberty to release the names of great actors that have committed themselves to TPP:

  • Darth Vader/older Anakin Skywalker - DJ Qualls
  • Young Anakin Skywalker - Jon Gruden
  • Queen Amidala - Lindsay Hollister
  • TV's Frink - Sean Connery
  • Gaffer Tape - some dude dressed as Katy Perry
  • Senator Palpatine/Sidious - John McCain
  • Darth Maul - Ernie Reyes, Jr.
  • xhonzi - also Ernie Reyes, Jr.
  • The Jedi Council - N'Sync
  • C3PX - Archie Andrews
  • Bingowings - Norm MacDonald
  • Mace Windu - Antonio Fargas or Fred Williamson
  • skyjedi2005 and vaderisnothayden - as themselves

 

My Original Vision has never been greater. I haven't lost one thing in the poster's chair, as we will see this blockbuster posting season.

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C3PX said:

Ric Olie said:

 

vote_for_palpatine said:

Then I'll ask for Amy Winehouse's hand in marriage.

REALLY??!?!!  I thought you were into Gaffer Tape or Davnes lol!!!

Nah, he doesn't have a chance with Gaffer. Gaffer Tape is like that insanely hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with because she is so sweet and not a stuck up bitch like many pretty girls tend to be during their HS years and she doesn't try to pretend you don't exist, and since she isn't always hanging off the arm of some jock she seems obtainable to you even though she is honestly way out of your league... then one day you are taking a stroll in the park and spot her sitting on a park bench making out hard and heavy with some skinny little short haired guy, only upon a second look you realize she is actually making out with that weird reclusive goth girl who always sits in the back of class and at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks... and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all, not that that is going to stop you from dreaming...

Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Wow.  That's just the coolest thing ever.  Plus one.  I need to put that in my sig.  Hmm... will it fit?

EDIT:  Whoops.  Guess not...

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.