TV's Frink said:

Of course, since this was a rare time that the thread was open and you weren't currently on PROBATION, you could have set the topic. But you didn't.

Thread is still open....

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! What a rare opportunity for me, and I failed to realize it was staring me in the face! I was too busy thinking about how much I loved my old watch, and how sorry I am that it eventually got thrown out of a car window (long, sad, violent, and kind of upsetting story...). I still have the watch, but its metal band is broken and it is severly scuffed up. Surely, I will never love a DVD player as much as I loved that watch.