Press Conference Thread — Page 2

Author: vote_for_palpatine
Time: 5-Feb-2010 7:31 PM
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It's the same malarkey from the atavists who crawl around in the dregs of the fourth estate. I will respond to no more of their appalling drivel.

However, this being the Press Conference Thread, you may now direct your questions to...xhonzi.

Sir, you have the podium.

Want to book yourself or a guest on THE VFP Show? PM me!

Author: Warbler
Time: 5-Feb-2010 8:34 PM
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IMPEACH PALPATINE!! HE IS EVIL! HE'S A SITH LORD! HE'LL ENSLAVE US ALL!! DO NOT FALL FOR HIS LIES!!! HE MUST BE STOPPED!!!! IMPEACH HIM!!!! VOTE FOR MON MOTHMA!!!

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 5-Feb-2010 11:41 PM
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xhonzi! xhonzi! Over here! xhonzi!

TV's Frink, Springfield Shopper.

My question is this, sir. What the hell is a xhonzi?

Author: xhonzi
Time: 6-Feb-2010 12:01 AM
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Yes, Mr. Frink. A Xhonzi, as your pal Ric knows, is a Naboobian pilot who is more handsome than he is.

No follow-up. Anyone else?

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

Author: xhonzi
Time: 6-Feb-2010 12:02 AM
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(aside) Security. We have a screamer in row four. Please sedate or taze him.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

Author: Ric Olie
Time: 6-Feb-2010 12:12 AM
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xhhhhhoooooooonnnnnnnnzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ric Olie with the Naboobian News Tribune Post Times. Over here in row four.

What's up with your avatar? You don't look too handsome to me.

Author: Warbler
Time: 6-Feb-2010 1:08 AM
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IMPEACH PALPS! IMPEACH PALPS! IMPEACH PALPS! IMPEACH PALPS!

Author: vote_for_palpatine
Time: 6-Feb-2010 1:17 AM
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First of all, that would require impeachment procedings in the Senate - and I am the Senate.

Second of all, this is xhonzi's press conference now, not mine; speaking of which:

xhonzi - vote_for_palpatine, karpovrulesok?1982.blogspot.com - could you describe, in extensive, vivid detail, what a fleshlight is?

Want to book yourself or a guest on THE VFP Show? PM me!

Author: Warbler
Time: 6-Feb-2010 3:55 AM
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ok then

REBEL! REBEL! REBEL! REBEL! REBEL! REBEL! REBEL! REBEL! REBEL!

Author: Bingowings
Time: 6-Feb-2010 6:28 AM
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Bingowings, Bingolian Globe.

Chancellor, are you at all worried that your predecessor Finis Valorum of Krypton has re-entered the political arena under the nom de guerre of General Zod?

His policies of banning gluten products and lending generous protection to Planet Houston have been a cause of concern to some of our readers.

Are there any circumstances where you would kneel before Zod?

He does look good in a frock.

Author: xhonzi
Time: 7-Feb-2010 12:04 AM
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What? Oh, I'm sorry I stepped out for a sandwich. So I'm ignoring the previous questions and starting over:

Yes, you on the left there that looks like a supermodel. Is that you, Gaffer?

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

Author: Warbler
Time: 7-Feb-2010 2:15 AM
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Warbler from the Yavin Weekly, what is your position on Palpatine being accused of murdering the Jedi Council?

Author: xhonzi
Time: 8-Feb-2010 2:06 PM
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No, Warbler. I'm pretty sure I was pointing at a beautiful woman. Compared to her, your questions... about politics... just aren't that interesting.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

Author: doubleofive
Time: 8-Feb-2010 4:50 PM
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xhonzi! doubleofive, Secret Agent Quarterly. As one of your corporate stooges, what should my main objective be?

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Author: xhonzi
Time: 8-Feb-2010 6:43 PM
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Ah, doubleofive... very good... as was covered in your orientation film, your specific job is to filter the people that approach my person.

If they look like this:

or this: Davnes007's avatar

Then you let them past.

Like this:

Warbler's avatar or this

And you stop them cold. However you can. You can even borrow Ferris's tazer if you'd like.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 8-Feb-2010 6:46 PM (Edited)
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TV's Frink, Springfield Shopper.

What about this?

Or this?

Author: xhonzi
Time: 9-Feb-2010 10:33 AM
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Mr. OFive?

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

Author: doubleofive
Time: 10-Feb-2010 8:21 AM
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Mr. xhonzi does not believe that yellow people are people are all. And that's not even a proper picture of a "mugato":

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Author: TV's Frink
Time: 10-Feb-2010 8:56 AM (Edited)
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doubleofive said:

Mr. xhonzi does not believe that yellow people are people are all.

Author: xhonzi
Time: 10-Feb-2010 12:37 PM
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It's true. Get out of here you yellow-cheese scented-four fingered freak!

Or, take the podium. I suck at this. I give you: TV's Frink!

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 10-Feb-2010 12:43 PM (Edited)
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Thank you xhonzi. Who's up first?

Author: Warbler
Time: 10-Feb-2010 8:16 PM (Edited)
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Warbler with Yavin Weekly here, what is your position on the accusations made against Palpatine?

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 10-Feb-2010 10:05 PM
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Yes, hi Warbler. Before I get to your question, let me just say you're doing a swell job at the YW.

Now then, I am prepared to read a statement.

"I TV's Frink, being of sound mind and judgment, have no knowledge of a person named Palpatine. I must assume that he is not in fact from Springfield, but rather from either Shelbyville or Capital City. As such, I kindly request that you contact city officials from those wonderful places, and see if they can help you further."

Thank you again Warbler.

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Author: xhonzi
Time: 10-Feb-2010 10:11 PM
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Pft! Shelbyville.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 10-Feb-2010 11:45 PM
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I'm sorry, I didn't catch that.

As a reminder, please state your name and affiliation, and speak clearly into the microphone.

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