Bingowings said:
It used to shout from a loud speaker hidden in it's head until the blessed rains of Scotland that turned my backyard into a Paddy Field washed in and screwed up it's diabolical machinery.
That is ridiculous! A talking statue based on the fictionalized version of a real historical character, located at the real historical character's memorial. That is beyond wrong. Sounds like that hunk of crap is better suited for some comic convention some place.