Rewinding a bit I can't stand Braveheart because A) it's bollocks B) it's the nadir of Mel Gibson's once promising career (Mad Max I&II, Gallipoli, The Year of Living Dangerously and Tim were great films boy oh boy he's sunk low) C) I live near Stirling and the beautiful Wallace Monument :
Which was violated by this hideous mess dropped in to appeal to American tourists who apparently get their education in history from awful Hollywood movies (I'm sure American readers are grateful for this gift):
It used to shout from a loud speaker hidden in it's head until the blessed rains of Scotland that turned my backyard into a Paddy Field washed in and screwed up it's diabolical machinery.