I'm flipping channels and I happen upon Extra. And a man-on-the-street type of situation comes up when a cute girl with short blonde hair asks in English with some sort of accent I could not place, "When is the best time to have the sex talk?"

That's when I thought, "She's doing some kind of fake accent. Unless that's her real voice." Suddenly, there was a knock on my door - it was Kate Winslet.

One part of this story is a fabrication, but I'll be damned if you all can figure out which. It's all too plausible.