Darth Solo's movie i seen last night opinion, be it an old or new filum. — Page 6

Stay on-topic, DS, you're our only hope.

Really enjoying this thread, btw.

Damn, i was just getting into a gay bashing rhythm then and going totally off tropic with it..

What? What did i say? Although someones bound to get offended by my funnys so i have to edit it out. Please come forward so can alert the rest of the guys of who you are if you are offended by my comment.

Uhhem, right, yeah filums. I aint watched one over the last few nights as im too busy watching my tread mutate. Man, this stuff becomes addictive!

ONE OF US!!  ONE OF US!!

C3PX said:

Just think of how many gay heroes you can think of in films? Any? Any at all? Maybe one or two?

Its a bit late but im upto 176 now iv had time to ponder.

-Theres the two hillbillies from 'brokeback mountin-in his deposit slot'. - That counts as two.

-Johhny from airplane. As his humour makes him a camp hero, despit what he could be doing on his nights off.

-That big goatee pufta from 'merican pie wedding edition' as he saves the day by making a dress and shit.

-The terminator in 'terminator' as hes into bodybuilding. No wait hes a robot in that, and a bad guy. Scrape that one..

-Ben Siller in Zoolander.

-Franc or howerver they prenounce it in the Beverly Hills Cop movies.

-I cant recall anyting about it (as its been blanked out of my memory) other than its called 'the cage' or something, no 'the birdcage', anyhow there was a button hole pusher in that one too i think.

-Paul on the opposite shift to me from work, as hes closet, but everyone knows hes rectile rooting the same gender anyhow. Urm, hes not a hero. Scrape that one too.

-And all the extras from the blue oyster bar, and the clubs in Waynes World, and merican pie:wedding day, for being good sports (but lousey choices in lifestylez) and helping out the heros, and kept it none intimidating in what could have been a beyond imaginable situation.

Those are the obvious ones to me. But apparently they can be anywhere nowerdays.  All heros are abit gay, for not being warped by the world in the first place. Or for trying to be cool as to think they are not be warped by it in the second place.

Darth Solo said:

-Ben Siller in Zoolander

Zoolander not only got the girl, but had a child.  So at the very least he's bi, or confused.

Obviously, i havent ever seen Zoolander....but it looks unfashonable to me regardless of your tring to add it to my movies to snagg list.

It's not a very well regarded filum, i don't think, but i found it pretty funny.

Now im curious. NO not curious, curious! Oh Im off to have a fag now. NO not a fag, a cancer stick i mean! Phu! Too much talkin arse here lately...

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Okay, i'll admit, my jokes are a little OTT, in OT tread, in these OT.com forums. But i do know when to back down though. Sorry, to offend in any way regardlesss....

Regards people, Darth Solo.

(1) Monsters Inc.

(2) As with Waterworld, I'm watching new Blu-ray movies I've bought in the past two months.

(3) I had only seen this movie once before, when it first came out on DVD.  It's been long enough that I didn't remember too much, other than I kind of enjoyed it.  More importantly, I thought my two-year-old daughter would enjoy it some day.  The lovely wife and I watched it tonight, and we had a blast.  It looks and sounds great, and like most Pixar work it's a fun story.  Having a daughter that is roughly the same age as the little girl in the movie made this even more enjoyable - it was clear that some of the people involved in the movie had toddlers at the time the movie was made.

(4) Pre-daughter, I probably would have given this a 7/10.  Tonight I give it a 9/10.

xhonzi said:

vote_for_palpatine said:

Are gays being targeted by assholes?

 What goes around comes around.

Booooooooooooooooooooooooo!

(lol)

Im i got a little too curious about Zoolander after not being interested in it, and i have to withdraw my my dig at it, as its really appealed to me after viewing.

Man, theres so many messages in it that i can appeal with now. As i cant turn left either, and its really funny in its own quirky way (and i kinda digged the chekoslovakian hit woman for some sick reason that worked for Will Farrell-no not the massus). Although i may have to view it agin as i may have missed some of the gags. */10

EDIT: re-going over over this filum right now, as i thought it was going to be so fuckin gay, but the joke is that its really not.

Damn, now im not using my number thing either in my origial post for a review. Im starting being warped by you guys in my own tread now.

OBEY MY DOG!

Really good snag there Fink, ta muchley, as its brightened up my night no end :-)

Anyone who aint seen Zoolander for the same previous reasons as moi, i suggest you watch it, as it uses similar humour to my own taste(dont let that put you off though). And if you have already seen it, dig it out again, just incase you missed any gaggs as i have on my first viewing. Theres me sharing a snagg i guess (second hand).

Oh,wait, i have to do the deleted scenes and out-takes now as i always do, as they make for that greater experience if i enjoyed a filum.

Rewinding a bit I can't stand Braveheart because A) it's bollocks B) it's the nadir of Mel Gibson's once promising career (Mad Max I&II, Gallipoli, The Year of Living Dangerously and Tim were great films boy oh boy he's sunk low) C) I live near Stirling and the beautiful Wallace Monument :

Which was violated by this hideous mess dropped in to appeal to American tourists who apparently get their education in history from awful Hollywood movies (I'm sure American readers are grateful for this gift):

It used to shout from a loud speaker hidden in it's head until the blessed rains of Scotland that turned my backyard into a Paddy Field washed in and screwed up it's diabolical machinery.

Im feeling a scence of disgruntlement (and pain) Bingo, as a no end of Scottish folks got hacked off with with a new cinema trying to cash in on with latest fiums re-working old classic leg-ends(read:ledgends). But you have to be in the know to not enjoy what your viewing in the first place at first sight, i guess.....