Ric Olie with the Naboobian News Tribune Post Times.

Could you please address the rumor that you have been bathing Anakin Skywalker and pimping him out to horny pilots...er...rather...horny politicians?

I only bathe him and, as stated before, occasionally take the lad's temperature. The worrywarts in Coruscant's CPS department get skittish with me simply because I insist on accuracy, and oral thermometers are rather scattershot with their readings.

My Master! So...you have not yet fixed the latte machine. If you will not fix it...then perhaps I will...Nooooooooah! I have burned myself-again!

Lord Vader...I don't understand how you drink anything in the first place, let alone an espresso drink. Last thing you need is something to put you on edge.

Warbler again with the Yavin Weekly. Could you please tell us about order 66?

You again? I thought my Crimson Guard showed you out! Very well. But you shouldn't go asking questions for which there are perfectly obvious answers. The popular children's holo-show, Palpatine Street, did a wonderful musical number explaining how Order 66 works and why it was necessary.

If you insist, I will reproduce the song. And then you will be covering the police beat on Kessel for the rest of your life. Think it over.