Slightly before vote_for_palpatine's fourth post a mom, a dad, a kid called Mace who looked like Jake Lloyd only a bit older with some kind inflated head disease and this really scary little girl who was a vegetarian and despite her age dressed like an extra from Fame the television series, crashed their car into this thread and were befriended by Ewoks.

They wandered around trying to find the castle of Nockmaar while being attacked by Siân Phillips played by Jean Marsh.

A troop of brownies turned up lead by Billy Connolly who was hiding from the evil Queen in full drag (with coconuts for boobs) and they sang a song about making fire and eating ants with a giant Sasquatch played by John Lithgow in a skin.

Everyone escaped to a planet populated by giant vampire ducks all played by Charles Dance. They try to get the girl Zindee to eat porridge mixed with blood but it's too hot and the devil turned up and but the dad played by Lawrence Of Arabia uses the Bawongi wand to open a portal into the phantom zone and traps the devil there for a thousand years until he can kill a unicorn which somehow proves that Han Solo is a robot.

The family finally get their car fixed and leave The Crescent City being chased by a friendly robot who has gone on an insane killing spree after being hit by lightning (played by Eddie Murphy and Bill Oddie respectively).

The Ewoks (who have only one female) then reveal that they can speak perfect English but neglected to tell anyone because they are from France.

After a bizarre Ice Dance routine, they make good use of the things that they find, the things that the everyday folks leave behind...until they were all shot dead by Mike Batt who wrote the haunting theme tune for Paul Simon.

Initially made for European Television this was such a big hit it got a very successful cinema release and eclipsed the success of the many films that inspired it.